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Condoleeza R. & George B. <= Now, that`s awsome!
« : 27 Septembrie, 2006, 10:13:35 pm »
George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.

George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East.
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Re: Condoleeza R. & George B. <= Now, that`s awsome!
« Răspuns #1 : 29 Septembrie, 2006, 05:47:45 pm »
Hey now!...
That is funny!
But the situation is not funny. Not all the time.
I don't know if you are involved in politics at all, but I know a few things and over all politics is durty stuff.
However, I am Republican and that won't change.
The other side is toooo crazy for me.

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Re: Condoleeza R. & George B. <= Now, that`s awsome!
« Răspuns #2 : 09 Decembrie, 2006, 11:48:28 pm »
 :D :D :D

nice!  :D :D
everything is ok in the end...if it's not ok, then it's not the end.

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Re: Condoleeza R. & George B. <= Now, that`s awsome!
« Răspuns #3 : 10 Decembrie, 2006, 01:31:24 pm »
Hahahahha... this was great! hahaha  :D
Viata poate fi inteleasa doar privind inapoi...dar trebuie traita privind inainte...

 

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